John Henry Peabody, Director and Curator
of the El Fornio Historical Society and
expert on Central Coast Native American Coprolites.

"The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler"
by
John Henry Peabody

SEE Who the Real People Behind the Characters Are

As introduced by writer John Graham in Who Stole Junipero Serra's Heart in a Jar?, John Henry "Hank" Peabody offers up his version of events—in a semi-fictionalized account—of the theft and history of Junipero Serra's heart.
  As the curator of the El Fornio Historical Society, and an expert on Native American coprolites (read: fossilized human droppings), Hank Peabody realizes that he has never paid attention to one of the most important parts of his own history.
  The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler follows Peabody's efforts to write the book and locate the thief of Junipero Serra's Heart.


Listen to Voice Over Artist Tim George, Out of Nashville,
Read the Part of Hank Peabody.
Look for the words "Read By Tim George"
CLICK the link, sit back and listen.


Chapter 1 of The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler

Read by Tim George

Chapter 2
"Walking Through the Festival"
Read by Tim George

plus

Ward Craven, Star of TV's "Skipper!"

Read by Tim George

Chapter 3
"Janet's Story"
Read by Tim George

Chapter 4
"Drinks at the Rusty Pelican"
Read by Tim George

Chapter 5-ish
The Story of Darby Hipper
Read by Tim George

Sean Heaney, "The Pelican Man"
Read by Tim George

Elihu Targuman, Datura Specialist
Read by Tim George

The Cliff (at El Fornio)
Read by Tim George

Sandstone Pilings

The Jackalope
Read by Tim George

Fire Story
Read by Tim George

The Rise and Fall of Fatboy Crumwill
Read by Tim George

From My Desk at the Historical Society
Read by Tim George

The Myth of the Tumbleweed
Read by Tim George

The Turd Peddler
Read by Tim George

The Heart On The Mov
Read by Tim George
e

At the Firing Range
Read by Tim George

If They Did It . . .
Read by Tim George

Tonight I Loaded the Gun
Read by Tim George

Dolores Huerta
Read by Tim George

The Ikea Story (with Dolores)
Read by Tim George

A Pisces Dinner
Read by Tim George

Gerry Pulls a Gun on Me
Read by Tim George

Taco Bell Beefer
Read by Tim George

The Lariat Missile System
Read by Tim George

The Trouble with Hank
Read by Tim George

The Armies of Mohammed
Come to California
Read by Tim George

Swordfish Story

Water
Read by Tim George

The Lowest Common Denominator
Read by Tim George

Father Serra's Dishwashers
Read by Tim George

Hank Watches the San Diego Padres
Read by Tim George

The Other
Read by Tim George

The Romance of the Missions:
THE STORY OF WILLIAM REED
AND MISSION SAN MIGUEL
Read by Tim George

The Boys of El Fornio
Ready Another Dolphin for the Sea

Read by Tim George

A Fool So Full of Sorrow
Read by Tim George

Lenses, Hearts and Rockets
Read by Tim George

A Visit to the Hall of Jars
Read by Tim George

The Heart is Returned
Read by Tim George

Hank Comes to Grips with Serra
Read by Tim George

September First
Read by Tim George

Off To Carmel
Read by Tim George

The Heart Arrives in Carmel
Read by Tim George

Lunch With Ward and Ksen
Read by Tim George

We Arrive in Carmel
Read by Tim George

Milk Shakes for Dinner
Read by Tim George

Returning the Heart
Read by Tim George

The Final Reeducation
Read by Tim George

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The Path of Junipero Serra's Heart
Through California History
1784 to 1925

 

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JOHN GRAHAM


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