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The Turd Peddler
from The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler
by John Henry Peabody
A TURD peddler. Its true.
I collect, diagram, catalog and store old turdsdried
up, dusty, fossilized and mostly rock hard. People like me are the public
defenders of historys scat. Somebodys got to do it. And
a lot of people do do it. (I so wanted to say do do right there).
Next year, Im supposed to host a conference at the
historical society for the ICA (International Coprolite Association).
Ive got turd peddlers coming from all over the world to give papers,
talk turd and maybe do a little trading. Yeah, trading. Technically,
were not supposed to traffic turdstheyre archaeological
artifactsbut connoisseurs like myself cant pass up the offer
to get a Paleolithic Siberian Kongsgardner in exchange for two Central
Coast Chumash twelve cent pieces (from the Early-Middle period, that
is). If it were baseball cards, that would be one Sandy Koufax for two
Everybodys has got to be into something. That's what
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